Category: Prose

Hiring a Psychic To Write Fortune Cookies Was Probably A Mistake, In Retrospect

Dear Mr. Johnson and Board of Directors, I am writing to you today because a number of restaurants across the country have filed complaints about our most recent fortune cookie shipments.

List or Exorcist

NOTE: The following is a transcript of season 211, episode 4 of the hit HGTV series List or Exorcist?


I still think back to what you told me that night.