Category: Humor & Satire
The Truth Behind Picky Eaters
Comfort of Home – Carys Thomas Alexa Wadley As I’m eating the chicken from the cafeteria at school, I hear others around me loving the same food. At the same time, I’m not enjoying it as much. This brings me back to the one… Continue Reading “The Truth Behind Picky Eaters”
How to Profit Off High School Students
Haunting in Red – Michai Sanders Andy Vitello With the unfortunate rise of consumers caring about their data privacy, it has become increasingly difficult to profit from it, especially when it involves minors. Pesky laws like Section 5 of the Federal Trade Commission Act… Continue Reading “How to Profit Off High School Students”
Bulk is Better
Orange Dreamsicle – Chloe Fox Sanya Firozvi Have you ever noticed that there is a large percentage of shoppers at Costco who are dads? Well that’s because of the phenomenon I call “Costco Dad.” First of all, Costco dads are fearless and proud of… Continue Reading “Bulk is Better”
How You Get the Girl (Gentlemen’s Version)
Regrets – Chloe Fox Kylie Scott I know what you’re thinking. How’s this schmo going to help me with my love life. Well, Steve, we’re getting there. I’ve lived on this giant, flat rock we call Earth for 25 years now. In that time,… Continue Reading “How You Get the Girl (Gentlemen’s Version)”
Cupid Meets Taxidermy
“Last month, I was asked to taxidermy a lizard in an Elizabethan ruff,” she recounted