Category: Writing

Hiring a Psychic To Write Fortune Cookies Was Probably A Mistake, In Retrospect

Posted on May 10, 2021 by

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Dear Mr. Johnson and Board of Directors, I am writing to you today because a number of restaurants across the country have filed complaints about our most recent fortune cookie shipments.

Category: Prose/Fiction, Spring '21 (vol. XXIX), Writing

I Wasn’t Myself

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I hate you.

Category: Poetry, Spring '21 (vol. XXIX), Writing

Burnout

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A storm of blackened smoke obscures your eyes

Category: Poetry, Spring '21 (vol. XXIX), Writing

Down From The Heavens It Rains Light

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From the clouds to a nearby tree or roof, a lightning bolt takes only a few thousandths of a second / to split through the air.

Category: Poetry, Spring '21 (vol. XXIX), Writing

List or Exorcist

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NOTE: The following is a transcript of season 211, episode 4 of the hit HGTV series List or Exorcist?

Category: Prose/Fiction, Spring '21 (vol. XXIX), Writing

Flowers

Posted on April 29, 2021 by

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I still think back to what you told me that night.

Category: Prose/Fiction, Spring '21 (vol. XXIX), Writing